Collages By Tracey
Personalized Photo Collages!
Testimonials:
"Hi Tracey, I did receive the collage on Wednesday. It was wonderful. My parents cried when we gave it to them. Great job!!! Thanks again, it was perfect and exactly what I wanted. I will be contacting you later for some more, and some friends of mine will be too." ~ Jenifer
Quote of The Week:
We do not remember days; we remember moments. ~Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand
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Quotes and Poems About Pets:
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."~Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."~Author Unknown
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."~ Ben Williams
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~Mary Bly
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."~Unknown
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."~ M. Facklam
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~ Josh Billings
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"~ Dave Barry
"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to." ~ Fred Jungclaus
"Nobody can truly own a cat."
Wellness Tips we can learn from a Dog~Author unknown
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Let the experience of fresh air in your face be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
When it's in your best interests, practice obedience.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
If you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing, run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Doggy Dictionary.... author unknown
Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
Bump: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
Deafness: This is a malady that affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
Dog Bed: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
Drool: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
Garbage Can: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
Lean: Every good dog's response to the command "sit !", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
Leash: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
Love: Is a feeling of intense affection given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky a human will love you in return.
Sofas: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
Thunder: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.
Wastebasket: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.
