Collages By Tracey
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Testimonials:
My Teacher Ate My Homework
Submitted by: Randrew
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
My teacher ate my homework.
I'm aware it's rather odd.
She sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.
She took a little nibble --
it's unusual, but true --
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew.
I think she must have liked it,
for she really went to town.
She gobbled it with gusto
and she wolfed the whole thing down.
She licked off all her fingers,
gave a burp and said, "You pass."
I guess that's how they grade you
when you take a cooking class.
"Hi Tracey, I did receive the collage on Wednesday. It was wonderful. My parents cried when we gave it to them. Great job!!! Thanks again, it was perfect and exactly what I wanted. I will be contacting you later for some more, and some friends of mine will be too." ~ Jenifer
Quote of The Week:
We do not remember days; we remember moments. ~Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand
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Quotes and Poems About Teachers:
I Am A Teacher
Each and Every Day,
I lecture, I instruct, I coach, I explain.
I demonstrate, illustrate, clarify, and prove.
I show (and sometimes tell),
I inform, I train, I initiate.
I plan, diagram, map, chart, graph and design.
I question, quiz, probe, examine and confirm.
I care, I worry, I console, I inspire.
I pay attention to, I show concern for, I nurture.
I nurse broken hearts, fix boo-boos,
ease worries, and mend friendships.
I am a teacher. This is what I do. ~Andrea Gastmeier
My Teacher Ate My Homework
My teacher ate my homework.
I'm aware it's rather odd.
She sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod.
She took a little nibble --
it's unusual, but true --
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew.
I think she must have liked it,
for she really went to town.
She gobbled it with gusto
and she wolfed the whole thing down.
She licked off all her fingers,
gave a burp and said, "You pass."
I guess that's how they grade you
when you take a cooking class. ~Kenn Nesbitt
Twas the Night Before School Started
Twas the night before school started
when all through the town
the parents were cheering
it was a riotous sound.
By eight the kids were washed
and tucked into bed
when memories of homework
filled them with dread.
New pencils, new folders, new notebooks too,
new teachers, new friends, the anxiety grew.
The parents just giggled when they heard of this fright
and shouted upstairs-GO TO BED-IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT! ~ unknown
"Who dares to teach must never cease to learn." ~John Cotton Dana
"Teaching is the profession that creates all others" ~ Unknown
